Hallmark’s Evil Twin

Ever wondered what would happen if Hallmark had cards and stationery that really say how you feel? For those bad days when, just for a second, you could go postal? Here are some too-funny ones that fit the bill. Kitty, I don’t know what you’re doing but it’s not right! Supermarket’s Stabby Cat. Offensive + Delightful has a full line of birthday, baby, and holiday cards. I did it all for the nooky…and yes, you are. A spoonful of bitterness makes the medicine go down…Bitter Barren Spinster Store of Wonder and Knowledge. Pretty Bitter’s Man Notes – I’ll Be Brief and Dirty Doillies. For the gal-pal who has been 25 for the past 6 birthdays. Your to-do list. I love Etsy Greetings’ typewriter card.