Why I love, love, love Ugly Betty

Ah, Wilhemina “Wili” Slater (aka Vanessa Williams, lovin’ her since The Comfort Zone days, thank you very much!!) is pure evil in her Prada heels. And even better than Miranda Priestly. Every Thursday night, no one better not try to talk to me during my show. You know I love my powerful women; she’s smart, bitchy, ambitious, bitchy, perfectly coiffed, bitchy and smart. And bitchy, and yummy and I want to grow up and be just like her. I mean, she tried to hook up with Daddy Warbucks to get control of his publishing company and when he dropped dead at their wedding, she took the sperm from his dead corpse to create a new heir to have a stake in said company. The new season has started off running, and I just had to share some of her many priceless gems from Thursday’s show…

– At the mention of a Woman On The Street feature: “We shouldn’t be taking pictures of them, we should be throwing rocks at them!”
– After trying to make a “nice” comment about Betty’s blouse, Wili admits that it’s “hideous…like driving through Ohio.”
-When Betty asks about injecting her face with Botox, Wili admits, hilariously and graphically, that her face is so numb she wouldn’t know it if Betty “hit bone.”
– “I am going to groom you [Betty]. And Lord knows you need some grooming.”